Armageddon Storm Team reporting live from just west of Boston.
It continues to snow and the piles in my driveway are taller than Kareem Abdul Jabbar. They are too high for Dwight Stones (high jumper) and too wide for Carl Lewis (long jumper). If they continue to get larger, Boston will change the bid and go for the winter Olympics instead. I’ll have a front yard view to the super giant slalom.
We have no place to put the newly plowed snow in the driveway so we cleared the lighter, 3+ feet of snow in our front yard to make a large, open area. We found our wheel barrel and have been “trucking” the heavy, salted snow from the driveway to the yard. Fortunately that section of the yard is half weeds, so the salt shouldn’t matter.
My hands are frozen despite wearing ski gloves. Time to use the Kelvin thermometer.
I have to dig out the crampons and ice ax. The icicles hanging from the gutters are now large enough to climb.
Watching a really proficient truck driver plow is a thing of beauty.
What’s this? Just turned on the TV and regular programs are airing! The meteorologists are on “assignment” in Key West.
The snow is so deep that our dog is teaching herself how to use the loo.
Wish I had taken up fly-fishing. Hip waders would come in handy right about now.
Call the police! The 5 feet tall wooden post fence in our back yard is missing! Never mind, it’s just buried under a drift.
Santa just called. He wonders if it’s okay to move his operation here.
Breaking news from the American Geological Institute. The earth has “rotated” and the 42.3 north longitude is now where the north pole used to be. Can’t wait to see the aurora borealis — that is, if we ever have clear skies again.
Maple syrup should be very tasty this year.
I’m going to find a bear den and try to hibernate for a while.
February 9, 2015